...Or Is Hillary in My GPS?

We got a new portable Garmin GPS for our trip to Maui. After only three days we christened it "Hillary."

Why?
Three reasons:
1. She thinks she knows it all but she hasn't a clue about obstacles outside her script.
2. She just loves giving orders and she doesn't much care if they're the right ones.
3. Her favorite word is "Recalculating."